The end of a recession

I just sat down at the computer a bit ago and laughed when I saw this....

Not seeing the humor yet? Because I'm a kind and generous soul (who wants you all to stand in awe of the comic gold I supply occasionally), here's a close-up of the particular section:

Really?!? We're saved! The sale of existing homes in the US has jumped all the way to two! What a relief. I was starting to get a bit concerned about how I might find employment in the current economy but apparently I have nothing to fear. Plus, even if we were to encounter financial trouble, I'm sure our house could be one of the two sold off nationwide per month.