9/14/07

Every Runner Needs a PaceWheel


I am a firm proponent of the rugged individualism and entrepreneurial spirit that made thi country great and it is with that in mind that I find it necessary to promote any and all non-pyramidal, money-making schemes that my friends and family devise. I didn't have this venue when my dad was doing consulting as a defense specialist or when my sisters had shaved iced and fashion accessory companies, but I darn sure have the ability to promote the PaceWheel. My near-lifelong friend The Coach has recently perfected this race-training instrument which is second to none in it ingenuity and simplicity. In short, it gives even the most dim-witted runner the ability to set training paces based upon goal times and past performances. Its calculations are derived from the most scientifically up-to-date data available on the physiology of running and racing. If any of you intend to train for a race from 5k to marathon, you need this item. It is affordable, simple and the brain child of great guy.

1 comment:

  1. Up next...pacewheel the infomercial! Even though I'm not a runner, I'd buy one solely based on the fact that I was able to hold and play with the prototype...or as we like to call it, PW Numero Uno.

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